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There are 2000 scientists who contribute to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
They've all be brainwashed of course, wiped clean and are now under the GoreBEAMTM which directs their actions to suck wealth from the United States as reparation for our evil capitalist ways.
How the GoreBEAMTM actually works is still a mystery, though some speculate this is why his home in Tennessee consumes so much electric power.
Regardless, the simple fact there is a general consensus among a majority of the scientific community is as clear evidence of a conspiracy as I need.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mortar bed to lay.
-spence
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