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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Democrats.
All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn’t raise his hand.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Democrat.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Democrat?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied,'That would make me a Democrat'
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