My Reply
Sir,
Now I am of great nervousness as my phone has been shut-off due to a mix up involving a douchebag spilling its contents onto my console. For the time being at least 7 fortnights I will be able to communicate only via email. Please excuse my scrotum as it is showing. I am excited as sprockets about this and please allow me to dance your reply. Is?[/QUOTE]
LMFAO
that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time
good one