[RoyL]

Well I know some you dont ice fish and can't wait wait for the spring return of our beloved striped-bass...so instead of a whole bunch of ice caught fish, Im going to put my self out there and tell you guys a funny story....I dont think I have ever posted this here so please be gental ..lol...This is a true story and one i will never forget.....Keep in mind at the time I was trying to be cute and funny to impress my now wife to be. I hope some of you will still fish with me...lol........ About 9 years ago my parents made a trip to Cuba for a month in half. My niese who was pregnant at the time had come to stay with me at the house, so I could help her. Well at the time My girl friend (fiance now)was spending alot of time at the house with me and had just stayed over about 4 nights in row. I got up one morning to go fishing & I had to give her a ride back to her dorm before I went. That night when I returned back home I took a shower and laid on my bed. I noticed a tube of Udder cream. So I started to read it. I had never heard of it before so I kind of thought to my self it belonged to my girl. Thinking how soft her nipples are and how funny it would be if I tried it, I said to myself it cant hurt to try. So for the next 3 nights I was putting Udder cream on my nipples. I have to tell you that crap works, I probably had the softest nipples of any man.. Well night #4 my girl comes over and I had just gotten out of the shower. So im putting on the cream & I turn to her & say I hope you don't mind i've been using your cream. At the same time she's looking at me like what are you doing. Then she says that's not mine ( now keep in mind that at the begining of our relationship things were a little rocky with me working at a hair salon next to BU and dating about 6 girls. So now I have to explain how this nipple cream got into my room with out me bringing home another girl. So I start to think and finally come up with maybe it's my nieces, she's been staying here and she's pregnant so it makes sence. That night when she gets home I ask her and she has no idea where the Udder cream had come from or even heard of it. Now im confused because I hadn't brought anyone over and I had no clue how this cream got on my bed. My girl still thinks im cheating. Well about two weeks later I was at the salon working and this girl had her boobs done and was showing them to me. I had felt one and she said aren't they soft. So of course I say yes, but not as soft as my nipple. So at this point there was about 3 girls in the salon all feeling on my nipples going wow they are soft when my brother walks in from the rest room. One girl say's to him pepe are your nipples as soft as your brothers and say I dont think so I've been using Udder cream on mine. My brother turns around and looks at me and says what. Now everyone is laughing, so I go ahead and tell the story. When my brother says I put that on your bed. I know how bad your hands get from fishing and that stuff woirk wounders on them. Okay go head & take all the shots you want. I still think it was funny & i bet my nipples are softer then all of yours.......to be young again.