Can't buy candy, she's on a diet.

My wife pointed out a pair of earrings she liked in a catalogue a
month ago, so i go to Macy's and see them on sale for %50 off
coupon for %15 off and a family friend discount for %20 off.
As the girl was ringing it up and told me the final super low price,
I said, ya might as well just give em' to me.

She laughed.
