I have waited all year for this night!! The one night of the year when JohnR is both alcoholically indisposed and away from the control room!
I have plotted and planned and now the time is here when I can seize control of S-B and make it mine....all mine!
OK....its done then! I am the new boss of you all!
Bow down before me and all hail the BigFish!!!
OK....this is about as much fun as a warm, wet fart in the face! I now return control of your television to you......I mean......carry on as if this never happened!