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Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
Here's to you and yours, And to mine and ours, And if mine and ours ever come across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours and mine as ours have done for you and yours!
For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
If a man who cannot count finds a four leaf clover, will he be lucky?
A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow
May those who love us, love us
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
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