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The Top 10 Signs You’ve Got “Obamacare”:

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter’s.


9) Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”


8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.


7) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.


6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day……..”


5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.


3) The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.


2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.


1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.