#10.....during "hot wing" night!
#8..... or old epoxy.
#7.....with crooked fingers
#6.... and/or "drink plenty of fluids".
#5...HE's wearing the pants that your MOM gave to Goodwill.
#4....SURPRISE! They're ALL out of network charges!
#3...and cremation, so save you lighters/matches too!
#1...or a ballon and a straw.
Here's to our health and well-being
