almost but no CIGAR
i was Quahogging the motherload in Fairhaven
i had a hundred easy in a nylon mesh bag
i didn't even see the agent wading towards me
he yells: " i've got ya "
"i seen your car"
i looked at the knee deep razor clam mud
on my left....and said no way JOSE
I made a bee line for the woods
but it was all jungle thorns bigtime
So I went COMMANDO !
Just wearing shorts i got
laced up pretty bad by damn thor ns
was looking like a scenic road map afta
i packed up and left town to avoid
the $1000.00 dollar fine... $10 per each one
but hey i was literally starving....
and was gathering food like an Indian
i definitely learned my lesson that day.
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