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Old 05-09-2010, 04:59 AM   #5
Back Beach
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Look for the homeless guy with breath like berkeley GULP (herring scent)
and you'll find the fish.

No joke here... I was getting a few fish yesterday and this guy was watching me in horror as I threw countless fish back. I eventually gave him a fish(at his insistence) as he said he was homeless and needed a meal. He then continued to make comments about my "magic spray bottle" to everyone passing by.

Eventually he approached me at the water's edge and asked what was in the spray bottle. I told him it was fish oil. He then proceeds to read the side of the bottle aloud to me (stressing repeatedly its not for human consumption) then he sprays a bunch of it in his mouth.

When I asked him how it tasted, he said it was just like herring...

It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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