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TRYING TO BE NICE
A guy is coming home from work and thinks about his wife and how the only time
he gives her anything is on her Birthday and Christmas.
He's feeling a little generous and decides he will surprise her with a few
gifts.
He stops and gets her candy, then onto the florist to pick up a dozen roses.
As he pulls in front of his house he sees his baseball cap in the backseat and puts
it on sideways to add a little humor.
He knocks on the front door with the candy in his hand and holding the flowers
on his chest.
His wife answers the door takes one look and bursts out
crying and sobbing.
He says, "whats the matter?"
She says "this has been the worst day of my life, the kids have been horrible,
the cellar flooded, my supper burned, and now you come home drunk. "
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