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Originally Posted by fishbones
I don't think condoms will prevent a lot ofkindergarten pregnancies or std's. A regular condom would fall right off a little kid's unit and he'd probably slip one past the goalie. What a waste of taxpayer money. Are they gonna teach the little kids how to put the condoms on and then have them secure it by putting a silly band around it? The more I think about it, the weirder it seems. They should just make the girls take the pill instead.
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In order for them to be used "properly" they will have to start doling out viagra so that they kid's willies will be big enough for the concom to fit. Do they even make "pre-pubescent" size condoms, or will they just cut the fingers off of used rubber gloves and charge the state for "top-of-the-line" wee-wee wetsuits?
If this whole event weren't true it would be comical, and you can bet your sweet a$$ that none of the school board intellectual rejects will be subjecting thier spawn to this ridiculous rule.
Of course that's provided they could have scraped together enough viable chromosomes to create a child.