Call yourself "Maestro" and insist everyone else does too!
Claim that every spot is your "secret spot" that produced a 50 lber.
the last time you fished it.
Claim that you were fishing "XXXXX" lure before everyone else, and you know EXACTLY how to fish it for maximum effect.
Then you wake up in time to go to work, waiting for the end of the day, week or season depending on how crappy ypur job is!
