We'll have the ClammahCam running down at the dock where the local newsies show the one guy that didn't pull the boat.
I can hear it now, in the background of the news report...
"WTF, mutha ^&#@(U#&Y //


Blooofish

*#&^ // <*) FIVE WinfTerS, more than a #$)#*(&434 Tornado to pull my no way%^#&* @boat..."