I think I am Skippy.
You do seem to bring them B.S. up an awful lot so you either work for them or are really confused on whether or not to use them.
If its the former and you work for them, unsolicited spam ist verbotten here. While we highly encourage open and honest debate, we don't like people taking advantage of that freedom for commercial benefit. And if you work for them you are also likely in a position contrary to the Acceptable Use Policies of the information systems where you officially work. Yes, I know where you are connecting from, Sir.
If it is the latter and you genuinely are not sure, based on where you work, I highly recommend you use some of the initiative of the people you support, yell "Charge", seize the initiative and go swim some live baits
. Then let us know how they work - product name non descriptive of course. In short, go nail a monster.
I'd love to see some (non spam) monster sweetwater striper photos. Really. And I'm only going to be 100 miles or so away next weekend visiting some of my fellow brats. Wish I had the opportunity to try but I won't as I will be conducting an extended beer quality evaluation.