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nightfighter · 10-31-2010, 08:20 PM

The other day I went to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got when I had subscribed to a magazine.

In the ER, 3/4 of the people got up and left when they saw me. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time! Here's a picture of my hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours!
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew left, and l never got my order.

10-31-2010, 08:20 PM	#1
nightfighter Seldom Seen iTrader: (0) Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 10,543	Saving some time The other day I went to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got when I had subscribed to a magazine. In the ER, 3/4 of the people got up and left when they saw me. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time! Here's a picture of my hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours! At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew left, and l never got my order. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by nightfighter; 10-31-2010 at 08:26 PM..
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