I'm going to try the following:
"I've just been declared totally incompetent (not far from the truth) and morally insane so if you want my $$$ you'll have to speak with my Financial Planner at 1-900-438-3825."
Since they like calling on the phone so much they shouldn't mind another call. Wonder how long it will take them to figure out "900" numbers are toll.
PS If any of you have spare time and either decide to assign some other meaning to these numbers or actually dial them, please do not post on this site as JR has asked for us to clean up our act. I have not dialed these numbers to try it, likely can't afford it.
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