[O.D. Mike]

Originally Posted by Saltheart

One time on a business trip to Florida I went to a strip Joint with some clients and fellow suppliers. One guy decided to buy a lap dance. he chose the ugliest girl in the place. We all warned him she was a dog thinking he was drunk or somehow couldn't tell. He answered us saying....."I always pick the ugliest one. It makes me feel more comfortable when they look like my wife!" True story!

That's soooo wrong