I always offer to help my neighbor, that's what friends do for each other. Lets see from Jack Daniels, Gentleman Jack, cases of beer, taking him fishing, electrical work, splitting firewood, to cooking fresh fish for dinner, because his wife doesn't cook fish.....
One day a couple years ago I was on an extension ladder cutting down a tree branch in my driveway with a cordless sawzall. I hear a Harley startup, pull up to the street, then he pulls down my driveway and shuts off the bike. He says, "Mike, I haven't seen someone fall out of a tree in a long time". I said, "I haven't fallen out of a tree in a long time".
"Hey Mike I have a bucket truck and a chain saw". Never thought I would type this but BFF!!!!!
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