Butch goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard
people have sued the
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer,and
McDonalds for making them
fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true".
Butch says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too".
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonalds, or the tobacco
companies?"
Butch says, "Neither.
I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've
slept with."
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