MonkeyPox
I heard on the radio news today that someone recently contracted MonkeyPox, which is much like smallpox and fatal...
God forgive me here:
Please promise me that if I get MonkeyPox and die, that there will be a special thread dedicated solely to jokes about it. This one would be too good to pass up..... She was APE over fishing.... Jigs made her BANANAS,.....
If you don't, I will haunt the site. I swear. And I will tie boots to the ends of your lines. Seriously. MonkeyPox has so many possibilities, you'd be foolish not to laugh.
(not at other victims, of course, but at the name "MonkeyPox." I am laughing right now...)
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