[BigFish]

I heard on the radio this morning that there is a viralent form of MonkeyPox that is known as SeaMonkeyPox. Symptoms run the gamut from a huge ego to a swollen head and is generally brought on by dreams of grandeur or the actual catching of keeper bass that only the uneducated or closet fisherman would consider large. Other symptoms include cooler envy and cooler separation anxiety, that is any time spent away from a cooler containing alcoholic beverages. So keep an eye out for anybody exhibiting these symptoms. Early reports indicated that the first group of patients that had fallen victim to this insidious new disease were a clandestine group of alcoholic fisherman who hail from the port of Quincy and tend to gorge themselves on quantities of Scup.