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A Fishing Joke
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and
reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so
she just grabs one and goes over to
the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is
standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, ''Excuse me, sir. Can you
tell me anything about this rod and
reel?''
He says, ''Ma'am, I'm completely
blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I
can tell you everything from the sound it
makes.''
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says,'' That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all
around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, ''It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll
take it!''
As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
''Oh, that sounds like a Master
Card,'' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and
accidentally farts. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
the blind clerk could tell it was she who
tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says,
''That'll be $34.50 please.''
The woman is totally confused by
this and asks, ''Didn't you tell me the rod
and reel were on sale for $20.00?
How did you get $34.50?''
He replies, ''Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00,
but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50"
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