A couple is celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary with their 11 children. As the party is winding down the husband asks his wife, "Dear, after all these years I just can't help but wonder. Johnny our youngest looks nothing like his brothers and sisters. Does he have a different father?" The wife shocked at first, then looks sadly at her husband and says, "Yes. I am afraid he does have a different father" The husband, hurt and rejected demanded, " WHO ?! WHO IS HIS FATHER?!". The wife bows her head and says...
"You are dear."
BOOYA'!
