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Old 05-04-2011, 10:13 AM   #4
FishermanTim
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So what time are we all meeting the mothership?
Do we need to pack any clothes or are we going "commando"?
Will they be serving any beverages on the flight?

Oh, and I wonder where the illustrious Mr. Camping will be spending his last day? Will it be in quiet introspective, preaching to the down-trodden, or hiding in his multi-million dollar luxury "retreat"?
These pathetic self-proclaimed religious fanatics ALWAYS seem to have these kinds of "retreats", paid for with donations "because god told me to do it". (Notice the lower case spelling of god to indicate that it's a god he manufactured for his own benefit, not the proper "God".

Personally, I prefer two lines from "God" related movies.
"Oh, God" with George Burns: "God is playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh."
"Dogma with Damon & Affleck: (regarding our own connection to Jesus) You can't believe that Mary and Joseph were married for over 30 years, and after giving birth to Jesus, that they didn't have sex for the rest of their lives! That withstanding, it makes sense that we all contain, in even the minutest quantity, even a cell or two, some of the same genetic material as the son of God."

When I hear fanatical statements like the ones from Mr. Camping, it makes me wonder just how miserable he and his followers lives must be if they are LOOKING FORWARD TO THE END OF THE WORLD?
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