Scott (Salty),
You're not supposed to read our paper. It is written only for those recently removed from the beltway were the constant laps cause head spins great enough to believe that trash. We have the Post for the liberal fools and the Examiner for the more conservative fools. The rest read Harry Potter and think that wizards will repair the current state we are in...
Remember, in the immortal words, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..."