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Originally Posted by Joe
64% of elderly on a cruise ships don't wash their hands after going the bathroom. Imagine what's on those tongs at the all-you-can-eat hog bins?
Ever look at an old person's finger nails? You can see the stuff....
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I learned from my grandmother that sometimes hemorrhoids can become so bothersome that temporary relief can come from just pushing them back in, she was right. It's just too bad hand sanitizer stings so much and faucet handles are so disgusting to touch, but then again who will know besides me

The only drawback is as I get older my memory is failing, I sometimes forget which finger I used and use it when picking my nose
