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Old 10-06-2011, 03:36 PM   #5
Pete F.
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that'll teach you to kick the neighbors cat
I remember that joke
Feller comes to see his buddy to tell him he brought his hydraulic jack back and sees him settin on the porch with his foot up.
What happened to you, Ervin?
Ervin say well, the neighbors cat had been coming on the porch everynight. I was pretty sick of it, so I was laying in wait. Just about when I was ready to call it quits I heard him come up on the porch, Thump. I snuck out there and there he was. I wound up and kicked that damn jack halfway into the middle of the yard.

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Niles: You have met “people”, haven’t you?

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