this morning ok
i start the wife's Volvo
and back up leaving a quite bewildered mouse
sitting right in the middle of the driveway
normally i'll just walk over and crush its head
no need getting guts goo on my shoe...
instead, i run to get the damn cat
i put him down right on top of the mouse to watch him
sick it.... he fails
the mouse runs... i kick it to the cat
he looks at it but doesn't friggan care
then the mouse runs back under the car

gone...
new rule: step on them everytime
SCREW the CAT