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Van · 07-15-2003, 08:47 AM

A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a Union house/"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't"

"Well, if I pay you $100, what do the girls get?" he asked.

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His

search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel were the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a Union house."

The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what do the girls get?"

The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.

"That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

07-15-2003, 08:47 AM	#249
Van zoom iTrader: (0) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Quincy Posts: 4,145	A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a Union house/" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't" "Well, if I pay you $100, what do the girls get?" he asked. "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied. Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel were the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a Union house." The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what do the girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied. "That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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