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Old 12-14-2011, 10:06 PM   #8
Mike P
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Originally Posted by Duke41 View Post
Just ran into a really obese friend of mine. He was in obvious pain. He told me that he went to Ponderosa Buffet and had 5 sirlon steaks. He was now leaving work early to go home and lay down. Makes me think of a lion feeding on a fresh kill. They eat until they fall asleep. I wonder if Ponderosa has ever had to wake up people or perhaps drag them out of the store. Maybe they should have a field out back with some tall grass and a few trees where you could just waddle over and lay down after a massive meal.

They could call it the field of champions. How loing does it take to digest 5 pounds of meat. Hours, Days, weeks? Interesting
They should also have a defibrilator crash cart out there, too.

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