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I hope for her boyfriend's sake they're synchronized vaginas. Otherwise, she'd only be in a halfway decent mood 10 days a month.
Not to mention the proximity odor, which no doubt is strong enough to taste from the in-season vagina.
And don't forget the possibility of double toxic shock syndrome.
Or the stress of trying to remember which is the good one, and which is the one with the genital warts.
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