I'll beg off the contest entrance, since, first, this doesn't fall within John's time frame, and second, I've told it before....
But for some of the more recent members (and the fact that I NEVER miss an opportunity to bust Mr. Kav's chops.....
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Kav and I used to work together.....a few years back, he was itching to go shark fishing, and was looking for chum. So, he had asked me if I knew anywhere to get some pig blood......
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I told him "no", but since near where we worked was a poultry farm that I frequented to buy fresh chicken and ducks, I told him that maybe he could get some chicken blood there.
So at lunch, we headed off to the poultry farm. Walked in the door, and since David was a bit hesitant, I asked the nice lady at the counter, whom I knew pretty well from my visits there, if they had any chicken blood they could sell us. She gave us a strange look, and said "Um, no, but I can sell you live chickens for $3 each"......
I looked at Kav, and the look he gave me back was priceless.....his mind racing, a bit of a smirk, and I knew what he was thinking.....but then he told the lady "Um, no thanks".
We got back in his truck, and laughed all the way back to work, and for the rest of the afternoon....
"Imagine live-lining a chicken for shark...."
Have fun with PETA on that one, John.....