Freak, you should have put in one of these babies:
KOHLER, Wis.—A robotic toilet called the Numi, which retails for $6,400 and is a huge hit in China, has helped to make Kohler Co. a net exporter of its American-made plumbing products.
The Numi uses motion detectors and a remote control to open and close its seat and to flush. It also features leg-warming porcelain, a built-in stereo system and three bidet settings. All of its porcelain is made in Kohler's century-old Wisconsin factory, but most of the toilets are sold to Chinese buyers, with demand so strong that the Numi is on back order.
Ooops, sorry on back order..
