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Old 07-28-2003, 08:16 PM   #24
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Originally posted by fishweewee
-Parts are very expensive for a Hummer I.
-Tread size is illegal on some beaches (too wide).

Otherwise I'd be all over it and accessorize it with an FN-249 5.56 mm squad automatic weapon and a TOW anti-tank missile launcher.

I'd paint it desert camo (brilliant idea for the beach ) and then christen it the "YAV."

Yuppie Assault Vehicle. Great for plover hunting.
H-1 and HMMWV are not the same vehicles.

But yeah, it'd be handy around the canal with a TOW to "take care" of the idiots who decide its a good idea to troll inside the jetties. Yes.... "take care"

And I've never seen a slantback civilian hummer...


"Oh look at that dune, lets go jump it and see if there's any plovers back there! Yes! Hug them! With big treads!"

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