[Jimbo]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates
and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st woman: "So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through
everycloset and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died!"

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer. We'd both still be alive."