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Old 07-31-2003, 03:56 PM   #256
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Every Saturday morning John goes fishing. He gets up early and eager,makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to
the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage he sees the rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,

"The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily
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"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that #^&#^&#^&#^&?"

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