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i have a buddy and i swear, tobias, can back me, that all this happen to one person. he is not a member but still too funny not to pass on.
we were about 17 years old out trout fishing. we were trying to be cool smoking cigars and fishing at the same time. keep in mind that he is wearing his brand new spanking nike nylon sweat pants. we were fishing away catching a few trout and i look over and he has a huge ball of flames shooting out of pants. seems that he flicked an ash on them. he jumped into the water to get it out. he passed out one nite, a little tippsy and stuck his foot in the fire pit only to light his foot on fire. another trip to the water.
one morning tobias, my buddy and myself were fishing. tobias hooked a decent fish. i went to gaffe it. (confirmed bluefish). my buddy says, no no give me the gaffe. he stood about 30 feet to the left of where the fish was to be landed. the bluefish spit the hook and he took a 6 oz. sinker off the cheek. nice little cut that required a frozen mackeral to keep the swelling down. we were fishing watch hill and for some reason the spool popped off his reel and into the water. he reached down to grab it only to cut his hand on a barnicle. i look over to see him cutting his sock up to make a turnicut to stop the bleeding. one morning we were fishing charlsetown beach when there was a huge storm the nite before. the beach eroded to a nice 5 foot drop from where the the truck was parked. he, i swear, said this is great i can't get hurt out here. he took one step out of the truck and 1 step backwards and preceeded to fall right of the cliff and onto his back. too funny. i am afraid to take him anymore.
brian
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