Emotional Needs
A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up But then the lady
stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me."
The guy says "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman.
Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next
day
the man takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very
expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three
of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200
each, then they go to the Jewellery Department where
she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped
out, but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet.
He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you
like it then let's get it."
The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot
even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to
go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying
all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank.
He Continues-"I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for
a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about
to explode.
The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man".
