[The Dad Fisherman]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is
planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas ,
then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio .
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso ,
Odessa, Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth .
Finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that reads:

1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.