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Hey, I should have congratulated the other entrants as well.
I finally confessed to my wife I had lost the contest and there was no new Parrot in my future (and threw in that I was very depressed). She replied, "Wait a second, isn't that what those two yellow, red and white lures you were finishing up painting last night are? " I said, "Well yes, but I reeeeaaalllly wanted that one." So she said, "Well I'll tell ya what, since the kids are away for three more days, what say we cheer you up by going to Hooters tonight and you can eat all the wings and drink all the beer and you can even wear your mirrored sunglasses so the waitresses don't think you're staring at them as long as you want, and I won't even get mad. WOW! I should be a loser more often!
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