[Swimmer]

One of the annoucers, it wasn't Bobke, but the other guy was going on about Dennis Zabriskie. Kept talking about what a hard charger he is; always willing to work for the team. Then he goes on to speak of him as a businessman as well. He states that Dennis invented a cream that compliments the leather padding that the racers wear on thier bodies to ward off some of the evidently terrible jock rash that the racers get. The cream is called D NUTS. And with the slightest of chuckles from the guys in the booth they moved on to what was happening in the race, which just happened to be a crash where the course narrowed.

I wonder of we canal bikers could make use of D NUTS.