"Hey...you two....You DO know we have a serious Tick problem here right?"
There are scores of drunk girls here that like to swim at night with no clothes on. I don't have a problem with that but some of the places they choose to swim I know have large predators with sharp teeth .
Too many to count. A couple years ago there was a male porn star on the beach out here. I forgot his name. But his member was something out of a freak show, a real knee knocker.
My parents kept their boat on Fire Island for most of the heat of the summer when we were kids. We use to go their most weekends. You can walk between the beaches (villages) on tree covered boardwalks and there are a couple villages that are pretty crazy. (Most are family friendly). Decorum prevents me from mentioning the acts I have witnessed in passing.
