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Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Raiders fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Oakland Raiders.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What does an Oakland Raiders fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
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