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....a two minute walk from my front door....
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With a pregnant wife, that's a 7 second sprint in layman's terms...
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Originally Posted by redlite
...and most important piece of advice.......don't look behind curtain and watch the credits after the movie......follow the baby and stay with it..... 
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Curtain???? You were lucky enough to have one of those???...NO curtain in our room. I did follow the baby as I had the video going, after a couple of minutes I turned back in momma's direction and said WHOOOOOOOOAH!!!


.....WHO da F#$@# is dat???? Is my wife up in there somewhere??? Did a 360 in the room to see if I was still in Kansas.
Then there's the after-thought of some dude with his hands all up in your wife's junk

Like Redbull said, STAY FOCUSED ON THE NEW-BORN!!!