[JohnR]

Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.

He decides to test it out on his Son at supper.

Father ask his Son; "Where were you last night?"

Son replies; "I was at the library" *robot slaps Son*

"OK, I was at a friend’s house."

"Doing what?" asked the Father.

"Watching a movie." says Son.

"What movie?" asks Father.

"Toy Story" *robot slaps Son*

"OK. it was ‘porn’!" cried the Son.

Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what

‘porn’ was" *robot slaps the Father*.

The Mother laughs and says "He certainly is your Son."

*robot slaps the Mother...*