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This woman walks into a Wal-Mart and tells the clerk that she wants a refund for the toaster that she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought in on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the woman and asks, “What’s wrong?” She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can’t refund her money because, like the clerk had told her, she had bought on special.
Once again, she throws her hands in the air and begins yelling, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”
In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”
In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!”
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