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Stop it please!!! This isn't grumpin me out, on the contrary, I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard...."covered three octives and a Miles Davis solo"...."lit one that was hot enough to solder" PRICELESS!
A few years back my grandfather grew these nitro onions in his garden. He had so many, one night my mom boiled a couple dozen and with a little butter on them it was like eating candy. Later on we're sitting around when the onion methane finally completed its fermentation process. My dad got up and walked across the room and with every step it sounded like he was stepping on a whoopie cushion. That set my brothers and me off and of course laughing we couldn't hold them in. Literally you could not contain this gas. It was a situation that put the baked bean scene in Blazing Saddles to shame. It ended about half an hour later and we realized we'd better get out in the fresh air before we passed out from lack of oxygen in the room.
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