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wife: oh no, another box from Cabellas! WTF?
me: check it out, this is the tackle bag that I have been looking for! Sweet, huh?
wife: what is wrong with the other 5 tackle bags you have?
me: they don't offer the versatility I need
wife: between all those #$(*&* bags you don't have enough )(*&#$#$ versaility
me: why do you need all those shoes?
wife: don't try to change the subject on me!?! We should be saving for the kids college, a new house, retirement!
me: its just a $100 bag.
wife: $100 #%(*&)@(#*&% WTF %#$_%)(#$% $100 @#(*%&#_*)(5
etc...
maybe i shouldn't buy this bag, although i really want to....
or deliver to work! In a few months it will blend right in and no one will be the wiser!!!
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